A colleague asked me what standard determines whether an ad is "bad." The standard is, of course, wholly subjective. These ads may be very effective in achieving the lawyers' presumed goal (bringing in business). However, if I don't like them, they make the "bad" list. Readers are encouraged to come to their own conclusions and share them in the comments section.
Here is bad lawyer ad #2. Once again, enjoy or be horrified as the case may be.